Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:30 PM
This is how I get out of dinner:
Sit there, cut all your food up, push it around your plate, if the tv is on, watch it, if it isn't, talk a lot, drink a lot of water, put your fork down, pick it up, repeat, have a napkin on your lap and when no ones looking, flick food onto it, then when you get up, slip it into your pocket and dispose of it later, chew your food up a lot so it looks like you're eating a lot, get small portions, if they ask, tell them you'll get some later, then don't, be the last to the table, the last to get your food, and the last to leave the table, go to the bathroom in the middle of it and hang out there for a while to kill some time, use smaller plates and put all your food on it at once so it looks like there's more on your plate. These are all the things I do. It takes a lot of concentration and a good eye cuz you have to time alot of it to make it look like you're eating, but it's easy to get the hang of it.
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