Can’t Trust My Farts
Every time I think I’m done shitting fluids out of my ass, I feel a shart coming. Not even a full fart. It’ll be a fart mixed with a little bit of shit at the end so I’ll be running to the toilet. And it’s not like I’m having massive shits either. It’s just little spurts at a time which is annoying af because I’ll leave thinking this is it but as soon as I leave the bathroom, my stomach will start rumbling again and have me running to the toilet to have little shits.