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Merry Bingemas - MPA's Official Christmas Album - NOW HIRING MUSICIANS!

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#1 Winterfae

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Posted 25 December 2017 - 08:56 AM

TW: If you are in recovery or attempting to reduce purging over the festive period this is probably not a positive thread. If you're on MPA desperately seeking some comic relief amidst the hell of EDs - welcome!

This is in no way meant to make fun of anyone, it's a way of making light of what is a serious and potentially fatal illness, because of I don't laugh at myself I might kill myself. So without further ado:

"On the first purge of bingemas bulimia brought to me, the aftertaste of Christmas spice tea!"

 

 

EDIT:

 

The year is 2020

The MPA remaining community, survivors of the Great Glitch of 2018 continues to necorobump this thread each year.

Christmas is still a shitshow for all of us. Nothing changes. Time has no meaning in bulimialand.

 

THUS

 

3 years of our Christmas compilation have culminated in the best damn idea I ever had*

 

We are going to make a Best Of MPA Christmas Album, so if you are:

1. A musician

2. Bored

3. Not currently mid-b/p

4. Somehow all of the above at the same time due to a Christmas Miracle

 

Please, PLEASE PLEASE record some of our fantabulous bingemas songs.

 

I will continue to provide not-fit-for-human-consumption lyrics until purge do us part.
I really think this would be the best thing to happen to us all this year (let's face it, it's been the year 2016 tried and failed to be.)

 

* Excluding that time I purged a take-out that food poisoned the rest of my family.**

** Or the time Spaceboy and I started writing a bulimic vampire novel.***

*** Ok so this is like the third best bulimia related idea I have ever had, whatever. My life is a tragedy with not even with the decency of WAITING to happen; let's leave a legacy behind so when I inevitably die of a Christmas carb coma you have something to remember me by.


 


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 08:58 AM

"On the second purge of bingemas bulimia brought to me, two pounds of bloating and the aftertaste of Christmas spice tea."
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:22 AM

massive binge, silent purge

chest is calm, vomit is bright

round yon turkey, potatoes and sprouts

purge in heavenly peace

purge in heavenly peace

 

massive binge, silent purge

platters quivering at the sight

food disappears quick as light

purge in heavenly peace

purge in heavenly peace


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:29 AM

"Barf! The hydrochloric acids sing"
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:30 AM

Binge and purge, binge and purge,

Binge all of the day.

Oh what fun it is to binge

on happy christmas day...


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:34 AM

Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree

come be a place to purge for me.

I want to hide behind your green

I want to know that noone's seen.

Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree

please hide my chunky puke for me...


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:40 AM

"Barf! The hydrochloric acids sing"

  

massive binge, silent purge
chest is calm, vomit is bright
round yon turkey, potatoes and sprouts
purge in heavenly peace
purge in heavenly peace
 
massive binge, silent purge
platters quivering at the sight
food disappears quick as light
purge in heavenly peace
purge in heavenly peace

  

Binge and purge, binge and purge,
Binge all of the day.
Oh what fun it is to binge
on happy christmas day...

  

Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree
come be a place to purge for me.
I want to hide behind your green
I want to know that noone's seen.
Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree
please hide my chunky puke for me...



Omg you guys are making my day!
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:42 AM

Deck the bowl with barfs of folly
Falalalala lalalala
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:45 AM

Last Christmas, I ate all the day

But the very next day, I purged it away

This year

To save me from tears

I'm gonna try me some fasting


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:56 AM

Joy to the world, the binge has come

Let toilets receive their puke

Let every mouth prepare for the food,

And stomachs and bowels sing,

and stomachs and bowels sing,

and stomachs, and stomachs, and bowels sing.

 

 

 

I need to make more of this, thats a good way to waste time today :lol:


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 10:12 AM

GEMS of comic relief, thank you!! 😂
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 11:04 AM

Oh, you better not shit

You better not crap

You better not fart

I'm telling you why

Dulcolax is taking effect


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 11:06 AM

Oh, you better not shit

You better not crap

You better not fart

I'm telling you why

Dulcolax is taking effect

 

:o Best one!!!  :lol:


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 12:55 PM

I saw the food thats coming in,

On christmas day, on christmas day,

I saw the binge food coming in,

On christmas day in the morning.

 

And what was on the plate for me?

On christmas day, on christmas day,

And who has cooked that food I see?

On christmas day in the morning.

 

A tasty pudding and some cream

On christmas day, on christmas day,

And chocolate made with nuts and fruits

On christmas day in the morning.

 

....

 

Okay, this song is annoying, I'll stop here :D


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 01:03 PM

O come, o come, o dulcolax

And ransom captive poop

Thats stuck inside my bowels here

Until the lax shits will appear

Rejoice, rejoice, good laxative

Shall come to me, o diarrhe(a).


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Posted 25 December 2017 - 04:54 PM

On the third day of bingemas, bulimia brought to me, three fewer friends


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My favorite thread

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Posted 25 December 2019 - 12:30 PM

On the fourth day of bingemas, bulimia brought to me, four hour binges, three fewer friends, two pounds of bloating and the aftertaste of Christmas spice tea.
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Posted 25 December 2019 - 10:25 PM

My favorite thread

thank u for resurrecting this thread
my type of people—just BPed to “have a holly jolly Christmas” and was laughing ironically inside the whole time
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Posted 25 December 2019 - 11:43 PM

On the fifth day of bingemas bulimia brought to me,
Fiiiiiivvee laaaaxxaaaattiiiiveeessss
four hour binges, three fewer friends, two pounds of bloat and the aftertaste of Christmas spice teaaaa
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