TW: If you are in recovery or attempting to reduce purging over the festive period this is probably not a positive thread. If you're on MPA desperately seeking some comic relief amidst the hell of EDs - welcome!
This is in no way meant to make fun of anyone, it's a way of making light of what is a serious and potentially fatal illness, because of I don't laugh at myself I might kill myself. So without further ado:
"On the first purge of bingemas bulimia brought to me, the aftertaste of Christmas spice tea!"
The year is 2020
The MPA remaining community, survivors of the Great Glitch of 2018 continues to necorobump this thread each year.
Christmas is still a shitshow for all of us. Nothing changes. Time has no meaning in bulimialand.
3 years of our Christmas compilation have culminated in the best damn idea I ever had*
We are going to make a Best Of MPA Christmas Album, so if you are:
1. A musician
3. Not currently mid-b/p
4. Somehow all of the above at the same time due to a Christmas Miracle
Please, PLEASE PLEASE record some of our fantabulous bingemas songs.
I will continue to provide not-fit-for-human-consumption lyrics until purge do us part.
I really think this would be the best thing to happen to us all this year (let's face it, it's been the year 2016 tried and failed to be.)
* Excluding that time I purged a take-out that food poisoned the rest of my family.**
** Or the time Spaceboy and I started writing a bulimic vampire novel.***
*** Ok so this is like the third best bulimia related idea I have ever had, whatever. My life is a tragedy with not even with the decency of WAITING to happen; let's leave a legacy behind so when I inevitably die of a Christmas carb coma you have something to remember me by.