TW: If you are in recovery or attempting to reduce purging over the festive period this is probably not a positive thread. If you're on MPA desperately seeking some comic relief amidst the hell of EDs - welcome!
This is in no way meant to make fun of anyone, it's a way of making light of what is a serious and potentially fatal illness, because of I don't laugh at myself I might kill myself. So without further ado:
"On the first purge of bingemas bulimia brought to me, the aftertaste of Christmas spice tea!"
EDIT:
The year is 2020
The MPA remaining community, survivors of the Great Glitch of 2018 continues to necorobump this thread each year.
Christmas is still a shitshow for all of us. Nothing changes. Time has no meaning in bulimialand.
THUS
3 years of our Christmas compilation have culminated in the best damn idea I ever had*
We are going to make a Best Of MPA Christmas Album, so if you are:
1. A musician
2. Bored
3. Not currently mid-b/p
4. Somehow all of the above at the same time due to a Christmas Miracle
Please, PLEASE PLEASE record some of our fantabulous bingemas songs.
I will continue to provide not-fit-for-human-consumption lyrics until purge do us part.
I really think this would be the best thing to happen to us all this year (let's face it, it's been the year 2016 tried and failed to be.)
* Excluding that time I purged a take-out that food poisoned the rest of my family.**
** Or the time Spaceboy and I started writing a bulimic vampire novel.***
*** Ok so this is like the third best bulimia related idea I have ever had, whatever. My life is a tragedy with not even with the decency of WAITING to happen; let's leave a legacy behind so when I inevitably die of a Christmas carb coma you have something to remember me by.
Best one!!! 
