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#1 *FluffypitsPatrick*

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Posted 30 September 2014 - 08:50 PM

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We've all done it. Let's hear about your embarrassing poop stories. Lax or no lax.
 
 
So, here's mine:
I'd taken lax the night before, due to kick in at around 5am. Well, they kicked in late, and I'm a care worker so I couldn't go use a client's toilet bc who knows how long I'd be stuck in there for. Very luckily I had a gap after the first client. Held it in for the visit and was almost exploding by the time we finished and left for our cars. I'm panicking trying to work out whether I'd make it to the supermarket where they have toilets. Decided I probably wouldn't. So when the other carer finally left the car park I got into the back of my van where I have my puke bucket. Double lined it, put towels in the back windows
and shat in a bucket. Then realised that anyone walking past the front window could see me so I had to hide behind a wall of duvet. At which point i'm in hysterics bc only i could get myself in such a state, shitting in a bucket whilst about 20 feet away people are mowing their lawns and walking their kids to school. And a friend was like "doesn't this make you conisder stopping lax" and I just said it made me consider getting curtains, which I went out and bought that lunch break.
 
Anyone else have any gems?

 


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 08:59 PM

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ONE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND TOOK LOTS OF DRUGS AND SHIT IN A DRYER.


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:00 PM

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AND ONE TIME I WANTED TO WAKE MY BOYFRIEND UP BY FARTING IN HIS FACE.

 

BUT IT WASN'T JUST A FART.

 

AND HE WOKE UP TO ME RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM GOING "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:02 PM

AND ONE TIME I WANTED TO WAKE MY BOYFRIEND UP BY FARTING IN HIS FACE.

 

BUT IT WASN'T JUST A FART.

 

AND HE WOKE UP TO ME RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM GOING "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

 

OMG MARGOT YOU'RE A FUCKING GEM YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:12 PM

I like how it only makes you want to buy curtains. So typical ED behavior!

I almost had to take off running to the bathroom at work the other day (our work is huuuggge so it's far away.). That's all I got :)
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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:15 PM

Oh my god


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:46 PM

I've taken lax the night before and still had the runs during a b/p session. So in short, the forcefulness of purging made me shit my pants. It's happened at least 3 times!
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Posted 30 September 2014 - 09:52 PM

AND ONE TIME I WANTED TO WAKE MY BOYFRIEND UP BY FARTING IN HIS FACE.

BUT IT WASN'T JUST A FART.

AND HE WOKE UP TO ME RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM GOING "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"


This is honestly the best fucking thing I've ever witnessed in my entire fucking life oh my god I love you
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Posted 30 September 2014 - 10:27 PM

tbh shitting in my bedroom bin is something I've acknowledged that I might have to do if my flatmates happen to be in the bathroom when the lax kicks in.

 

as for being outside I have not yet come up with a plan of action


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Posted 30 September 2014 - 11:58 PM

tbh shitting in my bedroom bin is something I've acknowledged that I might have to do if my flatmates happen to be in the bathroom when the lax kicks in.

 

as for being outside I have not yet come up with a plan of action

 

Keep an eye out for cafes and things with bathrooms. If worst comes to worst, a nice bushy shrub is also suitable cover.


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 12:02 AM

I...took a shit by a dumpster before because I couldn't make it back to my house and my  school bus was so close to the stop. I had to make an executive decision. Needless to say I got on that school but that day.


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I was at my husband's (then boyfriend's) house where he had 3 other roommates. I took a really big poo and it wouldn't flush. I scooped it out of the toilet with the plunger and tossed it out the window.
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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:38 AM

AND ONE TIME I WANTED TO WAKE MY BOYFRIEND UP BY FARTING IN HIS FACE.

 

BUT IT WASN'T JUST A FART.

 

AND HE WOKE UP TO ME RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM GOING "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

LMFAO! This is too funny. I used to fart in my sister's face in the mornings when I was younger. She hated it. LOL!


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:39 AM

I pooped in a burger king bathroom and the toilet clogged and overflowed so I just bailed on it. I was probably like 10 when I did it
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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:41 AM

I was at my husband's (then boyfriend's) house where he had 3 other roommates. I took a really big poo and it wouldn't flush. I scooped it out of the toilet with the plunger and tossed it out the window.

I hate when that happens. It's so embarrassing. 


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:42 AM

This actually has nothing to do with my ED.

 

I was in the first grade, and my class went to the school playground. I had to go to the bathroom badly, but for some reason I thought if I said I needed to go to the bathroom that the whole class had to go too and they would all hate me because I had to go to the bathroom. So, I shit in my pants. As we were walking back to class, I heard a lot of kids saying whats that smell, it smells like poop. And i was like I dont smell anything, you guys are crazy, and some ass hole kid said it's you to me, you pooped in your pants, of course I denied it and then my teacher pulled me aside and asked me if I popped on myself. I started crying and said yes, and then when I told her why it happened, she said why would you think that the whole class would have to leave the park if you had to go? I didn't have an answer.. I was sent home, my family laughed at my little incident, I was mad they laughed but now every time I think about it, I laugh about it. And to this day, a very good friend of mine will not let me forget it! Thankfully he's the only person that does remember. 


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:42 AM

I pooped in a burger king bathroom and the toilet clogged and overflowed so I just bailed on it. I was probably like 10 when I did it

Better at a public toilet than your own. LOL!


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 10:48 AM

I remember back in January I was on Christmas vacation in California, my hometown. Anyway, I needed to pick up a few things from my storage. I asked the people who worked at the storage place could I use the restroom. They told me it was not working. This was not what I wanted to hear.  :o So, what I did was grabbed a plastic bag, squatted down and took a shit in it and threw it in the garbage can. My 8-year-old daughter overheard me telling someone and until this day, she still teases me about it. When she gets mad at me, she says, "I'm gonna tell everyone at school you pooped in a plastic bag, mommy!"  :rolleyes:


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:12 PM

Keep an eye out for cafes and things with bathrooms. If worst comes to worst, a nice bushy shrub is also suitable cover.

there are no bushes in the city centre ;-;

 

also that reminds me of a story my friend told me. it's not from lax abuse but rather IBS. once on his way home from a night out he really needed the toilets so he had to take a shit in a kebab box lmao


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:20 PM

Ohhh gosh this is actually my thread. I feel so ashamed about it and up to today I didn't knew that anyone else pooped in a bucket -like me.

I did it various times because of laxatives.
Once I visited my father and we went to a parc, it was really nice. Suddenly my laxatives kicked in ,wayyyyys too late, and there waa no toilet.
Lucky me we were about to go and I'd been there with my own car. I had some bags in my pocket and then shit in it omg I feel so ashamed.

Also did it in our detached house where I usually purge if I am visiting my family and sometimes I also have to poop.

Wow this was the first time I could tell someone about that. Feels great.
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