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#1 Guest_LyssLyss_*

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:56 PM

Mary had a little lamb
A little toast
A little jam
A little pizza
And some cake
Some French fries
And a chocolate shake
A little hamburger on a bun
And that's why Mary weighs a ton.
Sorry if your name is Mary or if you've eaten any of these items recently.
But I've had that poem memorized since I was like 7! And I had to post it lol.
Not trying to be mean or anything but you have to admit that was funny

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 10:22 PM



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 10:26 PM

Bahahaha omg love it! I'm gonna recite this to myself when I want to eat!

Height: 5' 3"

HW: 213 (so much shame)

CW: sofuckinghigh.. honestly no idea..

LW: 103 (bmi 18.2)

UGW: 86 (bmi 15.2)


Ana doesn't eat that. You don't eat that.

Thin is a skill.

Hard work! Dedication!

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 03:49 AM

Yeah, it's really funny, I need to memorize it. :)

Help me.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:13 AM

Hm,my name is Mary,but this won't happen because i don't like meat :lol:,lol 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 06:10 PM

Hahahahahaha that's adorable.

Is it worth it?

Write drunk; edit sober.

To a great mind, nothing is too little.

You always feel [pain], but you don't have to fear it.

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