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#1 Guest_Kung Food_*

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 05:56 PM

Hey. Hi. Yo. What is up. Post your general thoughts or whatever here. I went job hunting today and I applied at a health food store and one of the register ladies was giving me elevator eyes but I didn't say anything because she was like 40 and that would have been weird. What did you do today?

 

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 06:04 PM

I've been playing WoW all day.
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Posted 22 December 2014 - 06:09 PM

I've been playing WoW all day.

Can I just say everything about you is brilliant. Your profile pic, your WoWness...



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Posted 22 December 2014 - 06:10 PM

Can I just say everything about you is brilliant. Your profile pic, your WoWness...


Why thank you. :)
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Posted 22 December 2014 - 11:30 PM

My mother is dating a dude she met from work and he seems pretty cool but anyways he wanted us to meet his kids. (mother and myself) his kids are like 11 and 6 (I think) and they were super sweet and amazing but yeah I mostly just hung out with my mother her boyfriend and his kids today.

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 11:33 PM

That feeling when you're in public in skinny jeans with a sudden uncontrollable raging hardon


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:37 PM

Having long hair sucks because people frequently mistake you for a woman from behind but it does make for funny moments when dudes catcall you and then you turn around and they're all tumblr_mpj9niV6Vh1rnps6jo1_400.gif


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:51 PM

That feeling when you're in public in skinny jeans with a sudden uncontrollable raging hardon


Briefs... And tuck it into the waist band so it doesn't stick out... You might need a diagram if that didn't make sense... Lol


As for the hair thing. I'm fucking going bald. That shit don't happen to me unless I'm wearing my grandma's perfume and walk past a blind dude.

Damn tho, that blind dude could have gotten lucky if his hands didn't get caught up in my (back) hair, and then proceeded to die of a fear induced heart attack thinking he was making love to a she-bear

*shrugs* his loss
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:54 PM

Briefs... And tuck it into the waist band so it doesn't stick out... You might need a diagram if that didn't make sense... Lol


As for the hair thing. I'm fucking going bald. That shit don't happen to me unless I'm wearing my grandma's perfume and walk past a blind dude.

Damn tho, that blind dude could have gotten lucky if his hands didn't get caught up in my (back) hair, and then proceeded to die of a fear induced heart attack thinking he was making love to a she-bear

*shrugs* his loss

 

Wear underwear you say? NEVER. Going commando all the time is super comfortable, cuts down on sweating, cuts down on chafing, cuts down on wedgies, your pants are roomier, and nobody ever notices until the boners happen! I've been doing it since high school and never looked back.


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 07:36 PM

Wear underwear you say? NEVER. Going commando all the time is super comfortable, cuts down on sweating, cuts down on chafing, cuts down on wedgies, your pants are roomier, and nobody ever notices until the boners happen! I've been doing it since high school and never looked back.


Really... To each their own I suppose... I like the 'support' :P
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:14 PM

What's the stance on meggings here? Was thinking about buying me some online when I get back to campus. (Freedom from parents, right?)


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But getting my life back from food is just as much on my mind  ;) 


 


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:16 PM

Leggings are for people without dick outlines. Do you want people staring at your junk everywhere you go?



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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:28 PM

Leggings are for people without dick outlines. Do you want people staring at your junk everywhere you go?


Look Kung, if CC gets some sexual thrill from the rush of it then I say let the juice fly!

CC... You brave soul... Brave, foolish soul... God Speed buddy <3 ;)
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:39 PM

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Look at this carefully. This is your life. This is what you're signing up for with meggings. Meggings are not some luxury cruise, unless you're thinking of the one that crashed off Italy! Your boner will be immortalized on the internet forever, like a Wikipedia page or the goatse guy!


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:50 PM

Errr I'm concerned that you just have pics like that on ur computer... Someone has a fetishism?

Side note:love the teen titans Raven is my fave she just exudes badassness <3
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:53 PM

I googled leggings boner and it just kinda popped up, as boners often do


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 08:54 PM

I think the company out of Chicago makes the crotch bridge low-hanging, so it's all good from that aspect.


Trying to get back to the 120s

 

But getting my life back from food is just as much on my mind  ;) 


 


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Posted 26 December 2014 - 09:02 PM

I googled leggings boner and it just kinda popped up, as boners often do


Yes, yes they do... I used to have them all the time along with frequent 'me' time. I miss that... Sigh

You know come to think of it...the boner is a fabulous sign of masculinity... It should be touted and paraded at any given event and public space!

I say say just wear the fucking Leggings, get a rager, and walk out into the street like you are the fucking king! WOOT!

*I apologize for the crudeness... Severe lack of sleep*
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 09:09 PM

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Posted 26 December 2014 - 09:19 PM

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.I... I.... I think I'm in love!

*shimmies up giant cock and sits atop it*
*waves at dickless peasants like the scum they are!*
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