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Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:52 PM

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 12:09 AM

I HAVE INTERFACED WITH THIS TREE. I HAVE GAINED ITS NATURAL TREE POWERS, AND ALSO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ROOTED TO ONE SPOT AND ACTUALLY BRAINLESS


Probably the closest you will ever get to being 'rooted'.... Owwww snap *wrist flick* :P
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Posted 27 December 2014 - 12:15 AM

 

"I come from the world of pro wrestling! I've seen it all! I've never seen any six foot tall, walkin'-on-two-legs lizard!"



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Posted 27 December 2014 - 12:27 AM

Feelin the love lol
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Posted 27 December 2014 - 12:29 AM

I'm going to hunt you down and give you a stern talkin-to in my best Jesse Ventura voice for that rooting comment btw



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Posted 27 December 2014 - 01:49 AM

I'm going to hunt you down and give you a stern talkin-to in my best Jesse Ventura voice for that rooting comment btw

It might be very welcomed right now... Sorry I 'disappeared' - ummm ED related shit (not literally) you know lol

Although that voice might help get things back up... You know from the fear it would instil :P
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Posted 27 December 2014 - 09:08 AM

Can I just say, showerbeer is the best kind of beer



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Posted 27 December 2014 - 02:52 PM

Can I just say, showerbeer is the best kind of beer

I like gutterwine (specifically port) it's hellaa classy bitchs
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Posted 27 December 2014 - 03:04 PM

Second song-
"Dicks like Jesus"
God bless this thread

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 03:10 PM

I drink prison style toilet wine, straight from the toilet, no straining, cause I'm a fancy asshole and also I put my pinky out when it happens



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Posted 28 December 2014 - 12:01 AM

I drink prison style toilet wine, straight from the toilet, no straining, cause I'm a fancy asshole and also I put my pinky out when it happens


WOW now THAT is some fancy shit. Your classiness knows no bounds... Ok ill concede to that... *tips hat to you*
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Posted 28 December 2014 - 12:23 AM

I'm so classy I got drunk at a strip club and got a lap dance and tried running my credit card through the dancer and I got escorted out by a smiling bouncer who said THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK DUDE, GIVE IT A REST

 

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Posted 28 December 2014 - 12:41 AM

I'm so classy I got drunk at a strip club and got a lap dance and tried running my credit card through the dancer and I got escorted out by a smiling bouncer who said THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK DUDE, GIVE IT A REST

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Lucky bastard :P
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Posted 28 December 2014 - 06:11 AM

I was hanging out with my fiancée all day all in all a good day and my first day on this forum plus my gf made cupcakes which where amazing even though they where delicious and tempting as hell and I may have ate a few too many...
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Posted 28 December 2014 - 06:19 AM

Hey, you know what? Running is awesome! I enjoyed doing it! I actually have half-decent shoes to do it with so my feet aren't screaming in agony by the end of it! You know what's NOT awesome? Trots! Shitting in four separate bushes in a 45 minute period! Having to walk the last third of the run because shit is running down your thighs and creating a rash and you don't want to irritate the rash!


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Posted 29 December 2014 - 11:12 AM

Lllllllladies!

 



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Posted 29 December 2014 - 08:35 PM

I was a mess of things watching this. Hahaha! I lol'd, cringed, was so very confused, slightly aroused, and just all in all o_O
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Posted 29 December 2014 - 08:42 PM

"I would loooove to lick your... vegan vachina. Now, be a good girl, and take your pants down for me, mmkay?" he says to a terrified woman, pointing a gun at her


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Posted 01 January 2015 - 01:29 AM

Happy New Years, man thread! I can't wait to see what ridiculous bullshit 2015 has in store for us! A sequel to Gamergate, perhaps? The slim chance that Colbert will be able to fill Letterman's shoes despite working on a more censored network than he's used to? Mecha Elliot Rodger? The possibilites are endless!


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Posted 01 January 2015 - 01:35 AM

Same to you fellow penis owner!
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