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#161 skinnyboyeternal

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Posted 07 August 2017 - 07:24 PM

lmfao    there's a special elevator shaft in hell waiting for clickbait producers and distributors

especially ones that dish out bullshit misinformation or information that is useless and of no help whatsoever to ugly fucks like me


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#162 skinnyboyeternal

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 10:15 AM

i would have sexual relations with this woman

 

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#163 wastemotel

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 06:34 AM

^ Oh I didn't see this shit because I didn't get notifications.

 

I kinda have a thing for maisie williams, i think she's a hottie, but many disagree with me

 

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i used to have the biggest crush on maisie williams! she was half the reason i started watching game of thrones.


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Posted 15 August 2017 - 04:03 AM

i used to have the biggest crush on maisie williams! she was half the reason i started watching game of thrones.

same


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Posted 20 August 2017 - 12:34 PM

I just went to say hi.
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#166 BaseballcapJude

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Posted 28 August 2017 - 01:37 PM

 

My contribution to this dick thread


🔪🔪ya boy just wanna sleep and starve for the rest of his life🔪🔪

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#167 TheBodyPolitic

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Posted 28 August 2017 - 07:19 PM

i was told there'd be dick in this thread, where


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#168 Frozen-Mouflon

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 04:20 AM

i was told there'd be dick in this thread, where

Right here. I've been wanting to talk about this forever but never found an appropriate place to do so.

MY dick so honestly so stupid. This happened the other day

Someone's giving me a succ? It sleeps 
I rub it? It sleeps
I'm taking another dick? it sleeps
In the shower to wash off sweat and I pull back my foreskin to clean under it? GO TIME!!!! AAAAAAA


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#169 TheBodyPolitic

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 07:00 AM

Right here. I've been wanting to talk about this forever but never found an appropriate place to do so.

MY dick so honestly so stupid. This happened the other day

Someone's giving me a succ? It sleeps 
I rub it? It sleeps
I'm taking another dick? it sleeps
In the shower to wash off sweat and I pull back my foreskin to clean under it? GO TIME!!!! AAAAAAA

 

are you me

like, literally 



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Posted 10 September 2017 - 07:26 AM

 

My contribution to this dick thread

lol i always thought dickface is a metaphorical expression


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#171 Frozen-Mouflon

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 03:17 PM

are you me

like, literally 

Maybe we share the same dick from the distribution dimension?

Y'know how wiggly parts disappear when we're not using them? They go to an empty plane of space to be pulled by another person who is about to use it


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#172 TheBodyPolitic

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:54 PM

Maybe we share the same dick from the distribution dimension?

Y'know how wiggly parts disappear when we're not using them? They go to an empty plane of space to be pulled by another person who is about to use it

i didn't sign any agreement for this distribution dimension thing

i will be contacting my legal representative 



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Posted 10 September 2017 - 06:32 PM

i didn't sign any agreement for this distribution dimension thing

i will be contacting my legal representative 

*shouts of a window* It's my penis and I need it NOW!


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#174 skinnyboyeternal

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 02:20 PM

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 03:14 PM

speaking of cocks apprently mine is small according to my wife oh well she looks at porn so i guess thats true ha


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#176 skinnyboyeternal

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Posted 26 December 2020 - 07:31 AM

speaking of cocks apprently mine is small according to my wife oh well she looks at porn so i guess thats true ha

how small? i'm 6" , which is probably small to a lot of girls who are used to watching porn as well, oh well cant have everything, you can have a big heart or a big dick cant have both


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