Basically as the title says:
Name the funniest things you do or think, to stop yourself from eating the caloriebomb in front of you or in your fridge or you know where your fave cookies are but want to stop yourself from getting them and eating them...
I start: usually when I crave a food which I know I have on stock or laying around somewhere I start drinking coffee like an idiot
To get the funny thing about it I have to explain the relationship between me and coffe:
NOT GOOD!! I hate it and it goes rights through me!