okay so i have a super weird, ugly face and i need some help here. does anybody know some facial exercises, creams, oils, home remedies, anything, that could help me move around the flesh on my face?
for reference, i have high cheekbones and like zero flesh around my eyes (just hereditary, my mother and grandmother also have hollow eyes in normal faces) so i have perma-bags, and instead of having any flesh around my beaky nose and upper mouth i have frown bags on either side of my lower lips. this is a problem both because of the aforementioned prominent cheekbones and a prominent lower maxilla. i look like a very masculine dorky monkey or bird.
the result is that i have a fat and jowly horse face, which most would think should be an oxymoron. suggestions aside from expensive plastic surgery?