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help! im an ugly hag

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#1 greennailpolish



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Posted 10 July 2018 - 11:30 AM

okay so i have a super weird, ugly face and i need some help here. does anybody know some facial exercises, creams, oils, home remedies, anything, that could help me move around the flesh on my face?


for reference, i have high cheekbones and like zero flesh around my eyes (just hereditary, my mother and grandmother also have hollow eyes in normal faces) so i have perma-bags, and instead of having any flesh around my beaky nose and upper mouth i have frown bags on either side of my lower lips. this is a problem both because of the aforementioned prominent cheekbones and a prominent lower maxilla.  i look like a very masculine dorky monkey or bird.  


the result is that i have a fat and jowly horse face, which most would think should be an oxymoron. suggestions aside from expensive plastic surgery? 



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Posted 10 July 2018 - 11:36 AM

check out "Face Yoga Method" on Youtube, it's really good


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Posted 10 July 2018 - 11:37 AM

i cant help you but #uglysolidarity
i am a fellow ugly motherfucker (although your face sounds pretty cool imo not ugly lmao)

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:30 PM

Maybe taking a collagen supplement or gelatin internally would help fill out your under eye and frown lines and firm up the rest of your face??? I've heard good stuff about it..

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 11:34 PM

You sound like you have the face of a model! Embrace it! Maybe try wearing makeup to accentuate the features you like? Honestly I'd kill for high cheekbones 


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 06:37 PM

There is no way to move your flesh. Don’t even waste your time doing face yoga lmfao. The only thing that could help is under eye filler


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