Posted 29 July 2021 - 10:56 PM
Japanese cheesecake. Soy paper avocado sushi and tempura and gyoza. A SALAD. with croutons, RANCH, corn, zucchini, sprouts, lettuce, spinach, tomatoes. ALSO artichokes. Gimme the artichokes. And cheesy loaded potato soup. Tomato soup with grilled cheese. Cinnamonsugar toast. A cream cheese veggie meat wrap and a million variations of jam, cream cheese and peanut butter wraps/ sandwiches. So many finger sandwiches. Like a fucking tea party. And cake. And finger cake sandwiches. AND THE GNOCCHI SOUP FROM OLIVE GARDEN. and some cheese enchiladas with cheesy rice and beans and those restaurant style chips. and a giant burrito and some carne asada fries. Also nachos bell grande from taco bell. And their quesadillas too. Yogurt. Some noosa yogurts. All the noosa yogurts. And zoi yogurts. Toaster scrambles. And toaster strudels. And some MOTHER FUCKING INSTANT OATMEAL. the peaches and cream kind and the maple brown sugar kind. LOADED up with butter and sugar. and a roast beef sandwich. With mayonnaise. Also a barbecue pork slider. WITH MAYONNAISE. And potato salad. With EGGS and OLIVES. and PICKLES. Also chicken salad. FULL of pickles. And ham salad. And crab salad. and tuna salad. And egg salad. So much egg salad oml. And deviled eggs. And cream puffs. And SPAM. like a fucking SPAMWICH.or a spam scramble. WITH EGGS. And some elkmeat, just because. And venison. Venison SAUSAGE. And jerky. Sausage and jerky full of seasoning and spices and onion and GARLIC. And veggies with cream cheese. Reall cream cheese. the flavored cream cheese. the kind full of lactose and garlic and veggies and shsdhdhhddhgsgdhfkgkfjfi
Cream cheese everything
and ALL THE PASTAS and ALL THE CHEESES
Like GOAT CHEESE
Spicy paprika smoked gouda mac and cheese
And pot pies
All the pot pies
And H O T P O C K E T S
And ice cream sandwiches. And a strawberry shortcake ice cream bar. And the tonight dough. and cherrific cheesecake. And moose tracks, and butter pecan, and pecan praline, and chocolate Cherry, and mint chip, and oreo, and reese's, and cookie dough, and pistachio, and mocha almond fudge, and rocky road, and huckleberry swirl, all with whipped cream and cherries and sprinkles. and some blizzards. And cheese curds. And burgers. Covered in mayonnaise and pickles and cheese and mustard and ketchup and bacon. Pretzels. Dipped in cheese. Biscuits and gravy with REAL DAIRY WHITE COUNTRY GRAVY and black pepper and sausage. Chicken and waffles. And also KFC. and a deep fried mac and cheese ball. And fry bread tacos. Crab with melted butter. Lots and lots of fudge, all kinds. And some kettle corn. Reese's cups. Cotton candy. A root beer float. Hawaiian sweet rolls. Dinner rolls. All kinds of rolls. And hot dogs. On a hoagie roll. A polish dog on a hoagie roll covered in cream cheese and mayo and mustard and avocado and cheese. also tater tots with fry sauce. And ranch. Zucchini fritters and ranch. A taco salad from taco del mar. A matcha frap from Starbucks. A rotisserie chicken. Basically everything from the costco food court. Some aussie bites. Shortbread cookies. Tea cookies. Frosted animal cookies. Oreos. Snack cakes. Pastries galore, danishes, bear claws, strudel, coffee cake, maple bars, jelly donuts. Seasoned fried sweet potatoes. All sorts of cream of chicken and cream if rice soups. Casseroles. Chicken and dumplings. All dumplings. Pierogies. Xiao long bao. Also loads of shitty americanized Chinese food, crab rangoons, fried rice, sweet and sour chicken and pork. a subway sandwich with a raspberry cheesecake cookie or whatever and a white chocolate macadamia nut one. Or two. Apiece. And pudding. bowls and bowls of pudding , cheesecake, chocolate, pistachio, cookies andcreamm. Also brownies. Cookie dough. muffins. The Costco muffins. And literally those jiffy muffin mix muffins. And all the cute as shit food from like those themed cafes where it's all sanrio or all sailor moon. Oh and takoyaki. Mochi filled with anko or ube. Mochi ice cream. Wagashi. Anpan. Also hopia filled with anko or ube. And regular old cheap ass instant ramen. Chicken flavored. Banana bread. Zucchini bread. Pumpkin bread. with butter and cream cheese. And pumpkin pie, with whipped cream. And stuffing. BREAD STUFFING. FULL OF SEASONINGS AND GARLIC AND WHEAT FLOUR. AND EGGS. AND DELICIOUSNESS. plus pecan pie, walnut pie, blueberry pie, peach pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, peanut butter silk pie. All the pies. A L L T H E P I E S. eggs benedict. Breakfast sausage. Milkshakes. Every flavor. Pie shakes. Those cute ass diner pancakes for kids with the whipped cream in the shape of a face ,like a cute bear. A chicken burger with mayonnaise. That shitty pizza from middle school. with ranch. All the boba. Avocado boba, lavender taro boba, chocolate rose boba, every flavor of boba imaginable, with tapioca pearls. Oh and coconut cream pie. lemon icebox pie. And some garlic bread covered in melted mozzarella. Or provolone. Or gouda. Or yes please. Also bagels. Every flavor. With butter and cream cheese. Pizza with ranch. Every kind of cheesecake. Buttered English muffins. Olives. Candied yams. Honey sticks. Mashed potatoes WITH THE SKIN. Loaded baked potatoes with chives, bacon bits, butter, salsa, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, ooey gooey shredded cheese. Plain homemade quesadillas. Microwaved and pan cooked. chicken tenders. With ranch. Sweet potato fries. With ranch. Cinnamon raisin swirl bread. Potato bread,
with butter. Milk and honey bread. With butter and honey. a breakfast burrito. Cheese ravioli. Totinos party pizza. Fondue. Cheese and white chocolate. Cupcakes. Snack cakes. especially zebra cakes. And swiss rolls. And cake rolls. And baklava. And pumpkin cheesecake ice cream. And cherry cheesecake oreo white chocolate fudge ice cream. And loaded fries. With ranch. And white chocolate pretzels. And yogurt pretzels. And canned peaches. Fresh plums. Blackberries. Blueberries. Mangoes. Papayas. Mr. goodbars. Buncha crunch. Twix. Almond chocolate bars. Symphony bars. Snickers bars. All the fancyish expensiveish chocolates from like godiva and lindt and also every kind of m&m plus almond roca and Ferrero rocher. And some Turkish delights. Wafer cookies. Every kind of girl scout cookie. Nutty buddies. Cookie dough. Sugar cookies. Breakfast cookies. Gingerbread men but only a specific kind. Tubs of frosting. The regular kind not the miss Jones kind. Oh and CHICKEN CORDON BLEU. Cake mix, like mixed up in the bowl. Banana bread batter. Brownie batter. Buttered toast + hot chocolate. Peanut butter and sugar mixed together in the jar. Spinach puffs. Crab puffs. Cheese puffs, as in the pastry kind but also utz cheese balls. Doritos. FLAVORED bugles. Cheesy cheetos puffcorn. White cheddar popcorn. Cheddar and sour cream ruffles, with ranch dip. Tim's potato chips. Pringles. Cool ranch doritos. Juanitas chips. Some sour cream all mixed up with some salsa. "Popcorn crack" aka boom chicka pop , sugar cookie and peppermint flavors. Turnovers. Goat cheese and fig pastries. Fucking CANDY CORN. Saltwater taffy. All the saltwater taffyyyyyyy. Half and half, directly from the carton. Homemade whipped cream, with a spoon. Peanut brittle. Pralines. Spinach artichoke dip. Club crackers. Austin's cheese crackers. Or the cream cheese and chives kind. The cracker sandwiches. Or the ritz kind. White cheddar cheez its. Capocolla. Salame. Summer sausage. With crackers and cheese. Velveeta mac and cheese. Homemade baked mac and cheese. Kids' shapey mac and cheese, just the kraft kind. Biscuits with jam, biscuits with honey. Those burger king crown tendies that they don't even make anymore, dipped in a strawberry BK milkshake like I'm 7. Chimichangas, especially the 7-eleven kind. And taquitos. Empanadas. That amy's santa fe enchilada bowl. The ruby jewel lemon and honey lavender ice cream sandwiches. Crepes. Fucking crepes. Sweet and savory. And a fried egg sandwich with mayo. Eggs in a well just for the nostalgia. Minute rice with real butter and sugar. Malt o meal. Every flavor of cheesecake. Pop tarts. Fish and chips with extra extra tartar sauce. A rocky road ice cream cone in memory of my dad, from my favorite diner. All the high FODMAP high histamine high salicylate casein filled fiber filled top 8 filled versions of everything.
.....Fuck IBS and MCAS. Fuck OSFED. Fuck anhedonia. Fuck I used to love food so much.