Adult: Was sound asleep had a vivid dream about kicking a soccer ball and ended up kicking the foot board on the bed bruising my foot and kneeing my hubby in his back leaving a big bruise the next day! So a two for one deal there. Yeet!
I often smash my forehead on the pointed edge of the stove hood if I'm moving too fast.
have managed to drop my phone and smash my toes with it. This is one tough phone, dropped it a lot and it keeps in working without a hitch! Wooo
Dropped my phone while sitting on the couch leaned over too far when sitting cross-legged, spun off the couch and cracked my head on the coffee table. Had a nice goose egg for a couple of weeks there.
Attack of the stupids: Picked up a stray cat that soon showed me not to fk with them ever again. I was pissed at the cat so had in my dumb head to toss it gently in the woods? Don't ask was like 90 degrees that day and the kids around here wouldn't shut up about the damn cat, he wouldn't leave them alone. My brain was goonk mush that day. So much blood.
I could have let go way sooner but the cat and I were both growling at each other. xD I get so weird at times. Like fk you cat, go ahead bite me. Growwwl. Anyway I ended up putting the weird cat down and needing several stitches. My temper is awful at times so a show down with a cat instead of yelling at the kids? Ok makes perfect sense. I think I wanted pain that day. O.o
Don't take me wrong, I love most cats and most of them love me back and dislike everyone else, but that cat? Nope. Just bad timing he's pissed, I'm pissed a bad mix.
A year later only have one scar, so that's good.
When I was 7 I sstood on a small bolder in grandma's yard fell and cut my shin from ankle to the knee. I was bleeding like crazy and nobody took me to the ER. :/ That hurt.
As a teen fell-slid down grandma's stairs, thump, thump and Wham-o landed on my tail bone didn't cry for several seconds until the pain kicked in, then started to shake as it hurt a lot. I think I broke it as I still can't sit on it many years later. ER? HA. My grandma yelled at me for crying. This bring back less than happy memories.
Young adult: Sliced open my left thumb knuckle the one on the palm, it was so deep I saw bone. So much blood!
Went up the stairs a few years ago to go into the hipnadome ( a hocky rink place) Didn't see an extra step that was stupidly panted black and only anvinch out from the bottom of the door entrance. Wham! Tripped, fell hard on my left knee and caught myself with left hand but most of the force of the fall went into the palm and fingers so my entire hand was black, blue and swollen for a couple of weeks.
Was pregnant ten years ago and had walking pneumonia and didn't even know until a couple of weeks later when I felt really tired and started to cough. It got way worse but was in the hospital by then so it turned out allright.
All other injuries are frkm smacking in to things and such or darn near cutting my fingers off when cooking.
Last summer was at top speed on my bike didn't see the loose sand on the corner when trying to go up hill, fell off the bike and smashed my left knee so hard it was bloody and had a huge angry bruse for a couple of months after. That made me dizzy and I shook in pain for several minutes before hopping back on the bike and going back home. And now have a strange bone lump under the knee.
So very painful! I'm going to buy some knee pads this up coming summer and get the lump looked at.
I think my pain tolerance is a little too high and don't realize when I need to go to the er...
That's it no more hummus. (The next day has more, lolz.)