Cross posting from the Bulimic Vampires thread:
Fangpic of the day.
So these are the graves of my two relationships, each set of fangs represents one of my past lovers and I need a new set of fangs. Third time lucky I was actually planning to get some Father Sebastian or D Nash fangs, but since Covid happened and I never got my teeth fully straightened out, I can't get those, and I'm gonna go for a new set of Scare Crow Love Bites in the meantime.
Tryna decide if I should get a different version so they come in a coffin, like the lovelife I have written into the grave, or at least different to break the spell.
Also, in fanship news Sub and Spaceboy are going to be my Maid of honour and Best man at my fictional wedding. There will be no rings, but each of them will bare, bear? Bare...? hmmmm... *confusion and inebriation* They'll each be carrying one fang, and probably baring their own in a grin because they will be happy to give me away.
"Thank Fuck," They will each breathe a sigh of relief as I become someone else's problem.
They will present the fangs at the altar, in cute velvet lined boxes, and I will put both of them in and possibly bite someone. Maybe one of them, tbh I'm not totes sure how this fangfiction (hahahaha fangfiction lol sorry I'm a bit drunk this is EPIC) is going to play out.
Haven't actually identified a groom for this scenario either but not letting that stop me. Actually, maybe I don't get a wedding, stay single for life, but we all have a sort of vampyric christening for me... but like the opposite of holy water (fire-water = whiskey) possibly this actually plays out as we all get trashed in a crypt somewhere, but there will be roses and lace and organ music and fangs so it will be fun.
Later I will attend both of their weddings/reaffirmation ceremonies/handfastings in my capacity as manic pixie vampire dream girl.
Next time I'm in the states we're all going to the Vampire Night Ball, and I know someone who offered to drive me too. It will be epic. Anyone from MPA will be required to have XP& tattooed on their arm so we all recognise each other.
Fae out. (For now)