this has been my fantasy for YEARS and i'm sure a lot of you can relate
I spent £90 on a 2 night stay at a budget hotel about 3 miles from home. yeah, it's just me, i'm going to bring a suitcase stuffed with food and cleaning supplies and towels and my laptop, not much else. i have no plans except b/p for like 48 hours in my own toilet with a personal bathroom, full size TV, hot bath and bath salts and no shame.
Food situation: it's in a shopping park that has a bunch of fast food places nearby. There's a pizza hut, kfc, mcdonalds, some chinese places, a Greggs lol. There's also 3 massive supermarkets including a morrisons and they do the best donuts istg. middle of town is a 20 min walk away so i'm going to load up on a bag of pastries, cakes etc as they're my favourite. And probably some boba milk tea because it can pack watertight if you get it sealed with those fat straws. I'm going to keep stocked with pepsi max or coke zero for purges but hot water from the kettle in the room could be a good shout too. and there's a tap so no sneaky trips around the house for water
And i will probably get the buffet breakfast even though it's expensive because it's got a ton of options AND i want to show off to the staff how much this girl on her own can eat lol. plus free coffee.
i'm worried about the toilet clogging, but i've never clogged one before and i'm going to bring some bin bags to purge some of the chunkier stuff into (pizza etc) just in case. i'll scope the toilet out first and see if it's robust enough or if i need to rely on the bin bags. don't fancy taking home vomit in my suitcase tbh. I will try to deal with the packaging at home as much as I can (big suitcase) to make sure it's recycled and so the staff don't catch on to what's going on. i'm an expert sneaky bulimic at this point.
not worried about the staff really, they usually leave you alone at the hotel and they can mind their own business. get 3 pizzas delivered and it's a one person room? deal with it. they shouldn't have a problem as long as I clean up after myself, don't damage anything and don't block the loo
would anyone be interested in following this along? I'd post pictures of the room, bathroom (before vomit lol), food and updates on how i feel and some food reviews. I've been fantasising and planning this since we went into a second lockdown, so when hotels started reopening i jumped on that and booked any dates I could get, which happened to be in about 2 weeks. i picked the hotel based on where the food outlets were HAHAHAHA
(please don't comment telling me not to do this, I use harm reduction (no insane amounts of food at once, no flushing, keeping hydrated, electrolytes before bed etc). I'd be doing this anyway even if i didn't book a hotel. it's an addiction.)