Another fun one is pb&j without bread because why waste the calories? 2tsps of peanut butter and 2tsps of jelly in a big dinner spoon. otherwise it just gets stuck to the bowl. I eat it with a spoon that i bought from the baby section at target. Smallest spoon ever. 10/10.
Also ice and black coffee blended up with half a packet of sweetener. Tastes like death.
Last but not least not a meal but still amusing. I once went a whole week long bender surviving on straight vodka, light gin, diet coke, and low fat cheezits. Health.
That coffee sounds rancid I've gotta try it