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#1 ivyarctic

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:16 PM

So i heard about getting drunk by putting tampons soaked with vodka etc into your vagina or anus. now i'm wondering if that's a way to get drunk without absorbing calories because the alcohol doesn't go through your stomach and digestive system.. any experiences?

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:18 PM

That'll obviously end well....
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:21 PM

No, please don't!!

 

Alcohol enters the bloodstream faster through mainlining, which is what happens when the alcohol is absorbed directly in the vagina or anus. "It's just like injecting it," Dr. Ordon comments. "The effects are instantaneous and the potential consequences are devastating." Dr. Lisa adds that vodka soaked tampons will destroy the vagina's delicate balance and cause bacterial and yeast infections, as well as crack and burn the vaginal tissue.

 


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:22 PM

I don't know if it really makes you drunk but the calories are probably still absorbed by your body



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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:24 PM

Yeah I wouldn't try that.

But how the fuck do you insert a SOAKED tampon into your cunt like wtf
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:24 PM

HOE DONT DO IT


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:28 PM

wtf did I just read? O.Oa


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:29 PM

Yeah I wouldn't try that.

But how the fuck do you insert a SOAKED tampon into your cunt like wtf


Sorry I thought about this more and... Like... Just IMAGINE trying to put that in

Like okay okay go for it but you'll burn the shit out of your labia lmao
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:30 PM

Do not do this. For someone trying to get into medical school, I know that this is very dangerous. Please do not.


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:32 PM

HELL NAW


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:35 PM

Girls in school did this for prom and what not.
Its a great way to accidentally kill yourself I front of all your friends.
Please don't do this.
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:42 PM

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:43 PM

Adam Levine was right: This summer really is gonna hurt like a motherfucker ...


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:45 PM

i wasn't planning on doing that ^^ actually stopped drinking almost a year ago due a lil alc problem i had.
already heard about all these side effects. just wondered if it would affect your calorie intake

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 05:57 PM

Do not do this. For someone trying to get into medical school, I know that this is very dangerous. Please do not.

Lol, I fear for the world if people have to be medical students to come up with this conclusion


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:00 PM

It was just something that a few people did and it became overblown by the media. Like rainbow parties. Neither were ever commonly done thing... Like really.

Bad idea... And hell, just imagine how much it would burn.

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:03 PM

Lol, I fear for the world if people have to be medical students to come up with this conclusion

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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:07 PM

What is so hard in just taking two shots? Mmmmm I get it, zero calorie burned vagoo
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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:07 PM

Actually opera singers will typically give themselves (or have someone else do it) a wine enema. What happens is the alcohol is absorbed directly into your blood stream causing faster and more serious intoxication. You can easily die from doing this kind of crap. Pretty sure some calories will still be absorbed because it is going through the intestines where most calories are absorbed, though you would need less to get drunk... Still never a good idea.


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Posted 10 July 2015 - 06:08 PM

Wow...

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