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#1 TheLastRainicorn

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 03:59 PM

I just read an article on how it makes you prettier. Like, gives you the glowy skin, healthier hair (because of increased bloodflow), and APPARENTLY the boobs are 25% larger during sexual activity o.O


There were 8 listed things, but I forgot them.


Anyhow, I figure it will make some of y'all happy to hear c:
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Posted 09 December 2013 - 04:04 PM

... masturbation makes you prettier? My god what kind of Ogre would I be if I didn't masturbate...


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 07:02 PM

YES!!!  :)  :D  :lol:  :wub:  (happy dances into the bedroom)


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 09:10 PM

My boobs got bigger and I never noticed? Do they deflate again after? That's all I'm gonna be focused on next time.
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Posted 09 December 2013 - 09:23 PM

Omg what if they're already like H-cups? DO THEY BECOME J-CUPS?

*wishes I had a sex drive so I could do The Dirty for boobs*


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Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:17 PM

hmmm. I do anything to make myself prettier. But I'm trying to stay away from sex. espeacially when I'm ugly af and can't get a decent boyfriend.

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Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:22 PM

I just read an article on how it makes you prettier. Like, gives you the glowy skin, healthier hair (because of increased bloodflow), and APPARENTLY the boobs are 25% larger during sexual activity o.O


There were 8 listed things, but I forgot them.


Anyhow, I figure it will make some of y'all happy to hear c:

The boob thing is bullshit made up by weird inflation fetish dudes, sorry.  The increased bloodflow might marginally help your general circulation and organ function, but fucking a lot isn't going to make your hair nicer sadly (ex hairdresser here). 


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 01:07 PM

The boob thing is bullshit made up by weird inflation fetish dudes, sorry.  The increased bloodflow might marginally help your general circulation and organ function, but fucking a lot isn't going to make your hair nicer sadly (ex hairdresser here). 

Being a hair dresser doesn't mean you know everything there is to know about hair.. You're not a doctor. A doctor may be able to tell you if it is true or not so yeah....... You don't know everything.


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 02:52 PM

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 05:39 PM

Being a hair dresser doesn't mean you know everything there is to know about hair.. You're not a doctor. A doctor may be able to tell you if it is true or not so yeah....... You don't know everything.

LOL I'm not saying I know everything, just saying that the increased bloodflow from masturbation will only improve hair growth, at best, so marginally it's not worth noting.  I know a bit about the form, structure and growth of hair because I had to study it for my job.  

So basically, way to overreact.  I'm going to go cry now because I obviously thought I knew everything but I don't.  Why, why every time when I try and help debunk a dumb myth I'm faced with the reality of not knowing everything!?  

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:43 AM

LOL I'm not saying I know everything, just saying that the increased bloodflow from masturbation will only improve hair growth, at best, so marginally it's not worth noting.  I know a bit about the form, structure and growth of hair because I had to study it for my job.  

So basically, way to overreact.  I'm going to go cry now because I obviously thought I knew everything but I don't.  Why, why every time when I try and help debunk a dumb myth I'm faced with the reality of not knowing everything!?  

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:48 AM

I would look like a fucking model by now if this was true lol
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Posted 09 January 2014 - 05:10 AM

The boob thing is bullshit made up by weird inflation fetish dudes, sorry.  The increased bloodflow might marginally help your general circulation and organ function, but fucking a lot isn't going to make your hair nicer sadly (ex hairdresser here). 

Way to ruin the good fucking news Minibangs  ;)

 

Oh well, it cheers me up at least there's still that...



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Posted 09 January 2014 - 03:31 PM

I would look like a fucking model by now if this was true lol

 

omg so would i; but I do agree with the blood flow, and I normally feel better afterwards about myself, yes, I wish I looked like a mode bc of this, then it'd be obvious I was sexually active, and I don't know how I feel about people knowing all that aha


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Posted 12 January 2014 - 02:45 PM

I don't know if it makes you any prettier.. but, I did notice clearer skin! and, my breasts were a cup size larger (: but, then again, I was having sex 1-5 times a week, every week for a year @[email protected]


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Posted 13 January 2014 - 09:57 AM

well i hope thats true. cause if it is im adding masturbation to my everyday schedule


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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:23 PM

Personally, I think it does help with skin and stuff, because ever since I started having sex everyday, my skin has been remarkably clearer. I haven't noticed anything different about my hair, but that's probably because it's insanely long and grows fast anyway... But, yeah. 

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:52 PM

I'm relieved... I thought I was the only person on here who masturbates all the time! cx


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Posted 14 January 2014 - 02:38 AM

So... i'm supposed to be a cutie? *pervert face*

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 07:48 PM

I think the boob thing was confused with how the cilt swells when stimulated


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